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NEW!  the 70s UNZIPPED!   2012 DEMO

JIM ZIPPO 2011 DEMO

JIM ZIPPO 2010 DEMO

THE NEW CHARLIE SHEEN APP       new 4-25-2011

SIMULATED SCENE FROM SCREAM 4     new 4-18-2011

CHARLIE SHEEN - GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN PREVENTER    new 4-8-2011

JAMES TAYLOR - HEY, BREAK A LEG!     BREAKING NEWS (pun intended)  new 3-16-2011

WHEN DIRTY HARRY MET SALLY (best of Zippo)     posted 3-15-2011 (orig from 70s)

CHARLIE B. GOODE!   (Johnny B. Goode Zippo Scaryoke) new 3-11-2011

THE BALLAD OF CHARLIE SHEEN    new 3-3-2011

FAMILY FEUD - ELTON AND BILLY EDITION!   new 2-14-2011

WOOLY BULLY MAMMOTH!    new 2-1-2011

HOW TO TWEET!     new 1-19-2011

CLICK THE PICTURE TO LISTEN!

When Meggy met Johnny - Ryan and Mellencamp!     new 1-14-2011

NEW YEAR'S DAY!   Spanky and Our Gang ZIPPO SCARYOKE!   new 1-11-2011

SHOPPING AT THE DOLLAR STORE FOR CHRISTMAS (I WANT A HIPPO PARODY)   new 12-8-10

VICTORIA'S SECRET CHRISTMAS TREE SKIRTS!?!     new 12-7-2010

THE RETURN OF BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!!     new 11-29-10

NEW FOR CHRISTMAS 2010: elephant dung gifts?       new 11-23-10

THE BUSH IS BACK!    message from Dubya!     new 11-12-2010

ZIPPO: JACKO is BACK-O!     new 11-8-2010

ZIPPO EXCLUSIVE - THE CHRISTINE O'DONNELL ANTI-WITCH AD  with OUTTAKES!!     new 10-8-2010

ZIPPO REGISTERS FOR THE 2010 ELECTIONS ONLINE       new 9-29-10

LINDSAY LOHAN, JUDGE JUDY, and JIM ZIPPO!    new 7-9-2010

MEL GIBSON and THE MOUSTACHE!     new 9-17-10

2010 "SUMMER OF RECOVERY"...oh yeah right!    new 9-2-2010

WOW - HOW DO I GET A JOB LIKE THAT???    new 8-23-10

NUDE SWEDISH SNIFFER DOGS!      new 8-5-2010

ZIPPO JERSEY SHORE SHARK SIGHTING!      new 8-4-2010

ZIPPO JAZZED ON JAVA!     new 7-29-10

ZIPPO BUCKET LIST       new 7-21-10

THE MEL GIBSON TAPES BLEEPED WITH VUVUZELAS!     new 7-16-2010

LINDSAY LOHAN, JUDGE JUDY, and JIM ZIPPO!    new 7-9-2010

The KAJAGOO GOO - GO GO - GAGA Tour!    new 6-22-2010

UNDER THE SEA (Little Mermaid  Zippo Scaryoke) BP OIL SPILL VERSION!  new 6-17-2010

WHAT DOES G.O.P. STAND FOR?   (Sarah Palin implant rumor!)   new 6-15-2010

THE JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE FUNERAL!    new 6-15-2010

THE JACKO MUSEUM!   new 6-4-2010

KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL   new 5-24-10

correct pronunciation of that Icelandic Volcano...by ---  GUESS WHO?!

ZIPPO'S ANIMAL WORLD: MATING HABITS OF THE "TIGER"!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN: SUSAN BOYLE!

HIRE ZIPPO - CLICK THIS!

Just say YES to ZIPPO!

IF YOU MUST CUT SOMETHING...cut this!

HAPPY EASTER!  Zippo Peeps and Eggs PSA

THE OLDER WE GET THE YOUNGER WE FEEL!!  THE ZIPPO THEORY, ANYWAY

BARBRA STREISAND SINGS FOR THE ZIP DUDE

BANG THE ZIPPO GONG!

BAND OF GOLD for Elin from Tiger

TIGER WOODS VOICEMAIL REMIX (our number one request!)

ZIPPO'S TIGER WOODS PRIVACY POLICY

TIGER: "AIN'T NO WOMAN LIKE THE ONE I'VE GOT"

TIGER AT THE CAR WASH

I WANT A RACHEL UCHITEL FOR CHRISTMAS (HIPPOPOTAMUS SCARYOKE)

TIGER WOODS ZIPPO GENUINE fake INTERVIEW

TIGER WOODS FAKE VOICEMAIL MESSAGE

TIGER WOODS REJECTED ZIPPO SCARYOKE SONG IDEAS

TIGER WOODS IS DRIVING TO TOWN Christmas Zippo Scaryoke

CHER WILL DO IT - DUET WITH A DUDE

THANKSGIVING - ELVIS "VIVA LAS VEGAS" ZIPPO SCARY-OKE!

THANKSGIVING MEMORIES: DEEP FRYING THE TURKEY

new horror movie: HOUSE OF THANKSGIVING!

MYSTERY WORD: GITMO

SOPRANOS TURKEY FARM

MILEY DON'T TWITTER NO MORE

HOW TO ORDER COFFEE

DEBBY GETS HARRY WITH ZIPPO

WOOF!   NANCY PELOSI HALLOWEEN MASK

FINALLY FRIDAY!!  ANCHORS AWEIGH, MY FRIENDS!!!

CHUCK E. CHEESE IS IN LOVE WITH RICKIE LEE JONES

THE LONG COOL BROWN EYED GIRL WITH A BLUE DRESS

ACE IN THE HOLE

MEGAN FOX ANTI-TERROR MACHINE!

ZOMBIELAND - THE REAL PLOTLINE!

TRUE TEXAS TURKEY TALE - THE GENDER BENDING BIRD

WHY THE ELDERLY ARE BACK WORKING AGAIN

THIS MEANS WAR - THE BAND, ANYWAY

TEARS OF A CLOWN - HERE'S WHY

JAWS OF LIFE TO PULL YOU OUT OF BED

YOU'VE LOST THAT LIVIN' FEELIN'

WHY BAILOUTS REALLY FAIL

THIS CHINESE WALMART WILL KILL YA

WHAT A FOOL REALLY BELIEVES

THE SECRET INGREDIENT

MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS BENEFITS

HELLO KITTY

ZIPPO DEATH PSA

SHONDELLS IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE

MICHAEL VICK FOR HUSH PUPPIES

ZIPPO ROLLS OUT THE SUMMIT (beer summit song)!

BEANS AND FROGS!

POT BELLIED DINOSAUR FOUND!

JIVE TALKIN' DJS

OSCAR MAYER WIENERMOBILE CRASH SONG!

GIANT ZIPPER WITH A CAPE - SUPERFLY!